We're the Rostens.
I'm J.C. And he's Michael.
And we're having a boy and a girl.
Good for you!
Alrighty, next?
I'm Ross Geller...(更多)
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We're the Rostens.
I'm J.C. And he's Michael.
And we're having a boy and a girl.
Good for you!
Alrighty, next?
I'm Ross Geller.
And that's my boy in there.
And this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.
Susan is Carol's...
Who's next?
Sorry, Susan is...?
Susan is Carol's friend.
Life partner.
Like buddies.
Like lovers.
You know how close women can get.
Susan and I live together.
I was married to her.
Carol, not me.
It's a little complicated.
But we're fine.
Absolutely.
So, twins!
That's like two birds.
To you too, Helen!
Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.
Okay, send her in.
Come on in.
You wanted to see me?
I was just going over your data.
You've been postdating your Friday numbers.
Which is bad, because...?
It throws my WENUS out of whack.
Excuse me?
WENUS.
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics.
Right. Gotcha, gotcha.
Won't happen again.
I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your...
...WENUS.
It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that...
...she's really, really cute.
It doesn't matter.
You don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Ross.
Your little creature's got the remote again.
Marcel, give Rossy the remote.
Marcel!
Marcel, you give Rossy the remote right now!
You give Rossy the remote...
Great.
Relax. I'll fix it.
Oh, cool.
Urkel...
...in Spanish is Urkel.
How did he do this?
Is leaving the Christmas lights up...
...your plan to keep us merry all year long?
Someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's...
...but obviously someone forgot!
Someone was supposed to write:
"Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the refrigera...
How long has that been there?
Where you been?
Riff's. I think Ursula likes me.
All I ordered was coffee.
She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
Score.
She is so hot!
Okay, before you do anything Joey-like...
...you might want to run it by...
Pheebs?
Would it be okay if I asked out your sister?
Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?
So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know...
...whatever.
And I mean, it's true, we were one egg once.
But, you know, we've grown apart, so...
I don't know. Why not?
Cool. Thanks.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Do you wanna watch "Laverne y Shirley"?
