This is unbelievable!
It's been half an hour.
If this was a cartoon, you'd look like a ham about now.
There's the waitress.
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Friends 第16集 1 (108)
This is unbelievable!
It's been half an hour.
If this was a cartoon, you'd look like a ham about now.
There's the waitress.
Excuse me!
Hello, miss?
It's Phoebe!
Okay, will that be all?
Wait, wait.
What are you doing here?
I was over there...
...then you said, "Excuse me, miss."
So now I'm here.
How come you're working here?
Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
Can we start over?
Okay, great. I'm gonna be over here.
I don't know if he's testing me or just acting out...
...but my monkey is out of control!
He keeps erasing the messages on my machine.
Supposedly by accident.
Yeah, I've done that.
And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did...
...and peed all over the crossword!
I've never done that.
Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.
I'm saying I see a difference.
They're twins.
I don't care.
Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot.
You know that thing when we talk about things?
Let's not do that anymore.
Hey, Pheebs. Guess who we saw today?
Oh, fun!
Liam Neeson.
No.
Morley Safer.
The woman who cuts my hair!
This could be a really long game.
Your sister, Ursula.
Oh, really?
She works at that place...
Riff's. Yeah, I know.
You do? She said you guys haven't talked in years.
So is she fat?
Not from where I was standing.
Where were you standing?
Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?
It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?
Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.
She was the first to walk...
...even though I did it later that same day.
To my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?"
I'm sorry. I've gotta go.
I've got Lamaze class.
And I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?
Is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Susan will be there too.
We've got dads, we've got lesbians.
The whole parenting team.
Isn't that gonna be weird?
It might have been at first...
...but now I'm comfortable with the situation.
That's my jacket.
I know.
